What if a zombie bit you? What if a durian fell on your head? Real hospital bill estimates for 20 absurd scenarios. Based on MOH data. Costs range from $579 to $25,375 in a subsidised ward (Ward C), based on MOH Bill Size Benchmarks, January–December 2023.
Fun Scenarios — What Would It Actually Cost?
20
Scenarios
$579
Lowest (Ward C)
$25,375
Highest (Ward C)
From MOH bill size benchmarks · updated quarterly
These are not real medical conditions (obviously). But the hospital bills are based on real MOH data for the closest matching treatments. Because even fictional injuries cost real money in Singapore.
Scenarios 20 conditions
Ward C subsidised · 25th–75th percentile · before insurance
🏥
fun a piano falls on me
$4,331 - $25,375
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🦸
fun get superpowers but they hurt
$3,294 - $14,219
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🐻
fun fight a bear
$3,839 - $13,781
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🧟
fun turn into a zombie
$3,072 - $12,107
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👽
fun aliens abduct me
$2,288 - $10,949
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🍈
fun a durian falls on my head
$2,098 - $9,605
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📦
fun a vending machine falls on me
$1,944 - $8,316
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👻
fun get cursed by a pontianak
$2,593 - $8,216
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🪳
fun wake up as a giant cockroach
$1,504 - $6,452
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🦀
fun get into a fight with a crab
$3,126 - $6,383
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🦎
fun a monitor lizard bites me
$1,691 - $5,805
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🍜
fun slip at a hawker centre
$1,156 - $5,579
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🛴
fun trip over a PMD
$2,898 - $4,970
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⚡
fun get struck by lightning
$1,183 - $4,436
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🕷️
fun become Spider-Man
$1,260 - $3,987
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🧱
fun swallow a LEGO
$1,605 - $3,600
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🤧
fun sneeze so hard I throw out my back
$875 - $3,394
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🧋
fun my bubble tea addiction catches up
$632 - $3,224
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🦀
fun eat too much chilli crab
$1,070 - $3,159
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😂
fun laugh until something breaks
$579 - $1,727
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